Rated R for being human.
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
the first smile or giggle after someone has been crying is literally the most beautiful present in this world
Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
⚥ mature audience only ☮